My Best Friend’s Dead is… … You know what? I’m gonna go with “quirky.” It’s as good a word as any! Huh. That’s actually the word they use to describe me. Makes me think there should be some kind of Wondra Scale for quirkiness! The movie starts inside a police station (obligatory oink oink,) then […]
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Cover Reveal: Witches Save the World
GUYS. I’m so excited to be sharing this with you. You’ll, no doubt, have noticed that I haven’t been published much in the last few years. It’s been tough with… everything going on. Haven’t been in a great place for, you know, creativity. (Forget creation, existing has been hard enough!) But, I feel like I’m […]
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Game Review: Still Wakes the Deep (2024)
Still Wakes the Deep‘s bleak aesthetics are what drew me to the game – and it didn’t disappoint! It was fun (but tricky at times) to play and ended with a difficult decision, a sense of fulfilment, and plenty of tears. Mostly mine. I played on Story Mode (because that kind of thing doesn’t matter […]
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Game Review: Madison (2022)
I went ahead and got myself a handful of horror games in the Halloween sales but, since I was busy with Oblivion and then Tainted Grail, I put off playing most of them. I was just getting ready to make a start – but then Xbox had another big sale! Whoops. Lol. Madison is one […]
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Do Not Open Until…
Okay, wow. Having feels tonight I was not expecting to have. Vaguely remembered that I’d written myself a letter to read in 10 years as a bucket list thing and that I was supposed to open it sometime this year. I was rummaging around in the drawer I’d hidden it in today so I grabbed […]
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Fanfiction: While the Girls Are Away… (NSFW)
Part Two “Josh!” So many thoughts ran through Tyler’s mind when Josh fell face-first into the room that he couldn’t fix on any one of them. What the hell? Is that Josh? What were the chances? Omigod, that’s Josh! But Debby promised she wouldn’t tell him I’d be home… Seriously… what the hell?! Wait. Is […]
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Fanfiction: A Rock and a Home
Neither of them could say whose idea it was to add extra dates to the end of their world tour –but they both agreed that it was a terrible one. Unfortunately, they were already two stops into the whirlwind mini tour. Just two stops in, and all the reasons they should have cut and run […]
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Fanfiction: While the Girls Are Away… (NSFW)
Part One When Debby told Josh she was kidnapping Jenna and the kids for a day of pizza and ball pits, Josh hurried to do something he hadn’t done in far too long. Hang out with his best friend. Sure, he and Tyler saw each other all the time–but that was, you know, work. Scheduled […]
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Movie Review: American Carnage (2022)
American Carnage was released in 2022 – which makes the fact that it’s so painfully relevant to Trump’s second (interminable) term in office that much more impressive. This one had my jaw on the floor the first time we watched it. And I’ve watched it twice since then! The movie takes a surprisingly amusing swing […]
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Movie Review: Return to Silent Hill (2026)
It’s impossible to go into a movie like Return to Silent Hill (2026) without certain expectations. That’s the nature of adaptations. This one faced additional challenges in that it didn’t just have to compete with the game franchise (’90’s graphics? Shouldn’t be too hard, right?) it also had to compete with 2006 adaptation. Which, let’s […]
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Wondra Vanian
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disabled sausage mama, childfree antifa aunty, shameless fangirl, pansexual witch, horror addict, uppity feminist, and neurodivergent author |-/
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